Tag: The Basement

Your lawyer will see you now –  A. Carnivorous Toothmonster esquire

what was your favorite Halloween costume from the years you trick-or-treated?

I remember getting the original Scream mask before the movie came out and a big fake knife and black cape

that front facing camera

couple weeks left to buy candy to sate the ghouls

Sometimes I feel like peoples is lookin at me in public for too long so I looks em in the eye and then they run away

So I says to the guy “How’m I sposta back out uhthe spot whi’choo right there behind me” And he says “I. AIN’TA. MOVIN.’“ WhAwuzz I sposta do? So I comes back and smash inta his jyyyyyyeckoff suv and a’course a cop whuzzere

just dump your weed jokes here

Passionate essay about Mary Shelley

I went into student loan debt for this shit