
Cornelius Q. Wolfman. If he had the strength he’d cranially bisect you

Cornelius Q. Wolfman. If he had the strength he’d cranially bisect you

Knock off the mime routine

Holy spirit, please grant me the powers to kill

You scheduled me to work on a full moon, you suffer the reperconsequenshions

Wait, you’re NOT Suzy from TerrorVision?

here’s yer fucken lootcrate

the gag hand totally mindfudged those rubes

don’t bring a knife to a tooth & claw party

wwuuUUUUTTTT

Werewolf Slayer Undercover: True Stories Under a Full Moon