Famous rocks and trees are rarely recognized in person
Tag: Abominable
never smelled anything that didn’t reek before
Legion of doom
they got rid of the combo burrito at taco hell and now you have to say “bean and cheeze with beefs burrito” like an asshole
don’t use my face as a cereal bowl, or if you have to, make it a good cereal. Not one of the ones in those duffel bags. and don’t enjoy it either
sasquatches are closer than they appear!
that fortune teller said I’d die by having my face bitten off by a bigfoot, but I thought it was a metaphor
