histsciart:

#Polychaetes #SciArt by Ernst Haeckel for his Kunstformen der Natur (1904) for #PolychaeteDay! View more in #BHLib with thanks to University Library of University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign for digitizing: biodiversitylibrary.org/page/33543710

I was walking home from the store after dark the other day and there was a small group of people in the mostly empty restaurant parking lot. It sounded like they were calling some dude at home trying to get him to come to hang with them. I heard a guy yell something like YOU’RE TIRED!? C’MON GEORGE, THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU’RE GONNA GET TO SEE THESE PEOPLE BEFORE THEY LEAVE. I didn’t say anything to them but they needed to leave George the fuck alone.

donnerpartyofone:

atarnishedcompass:

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

I wish I had some kind of medical meter where I prick my finger or something and it shows other people that this is real.

also:

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: Please allow for the three day charging period when making an inquiry