So I got these recently. Super expensive at $2.99/lb but I had to try em because I’ve never seen them before. They’re big smooth shiny apples with a “profondo rosso” color. I read about them and supposedly the grower nerds have been trying to crossbreed the right types of apples to make this fucking thing right since the 70s.

It’s a softer apple which I dislike, but the juiciness and flavor pretty much make up for it. It’s a really satisfying sweet/sour balanced flavor. The description on the website (all these fancy cultivars have their own websites) describes the flavor as something like a cross between honeycrisp and granny smith (the actual crossbred apples are honeycrisp and MonArk). I would say it’s a little better than that. It seemed to me like the sweetness was stronger than a honeycrisp, and also overpowers the tartness of the whole thing.

In your estimation, what are the most important qualities that an apple can have?

Thanks for the question! I’m no expert but I do buy and eat a lot of apples so I’ll act like I’m one. I like crunch as the #1 thing. I think most people probably hate mealy soft apples. It’s like eating a toad made out of wet sand. And then juiciness follows crunch naturally. I don’t think I’ve had a crunchy apple that wasn’t juicy. You can usually tell pretty easily if it will be a good apple by firmness, but some varieties have fooled me. Envy is my #1 or #2 favorite apple and I got some recently that had some soft spots I didn’t notice. I tend to like sweetness more than tartness in apples but a cultivar with the right balance can be really great. And also, I tend toward more intensely flavored apples too, and those tend to be the most expensive ones. I don’t mind if the apple has a couple of small dings but I avoid bruised ones. Also I try to make sure theres no spider webs in the top where the stem goes in.

so tl;dr recap : crunch, firmness, juice, no bruises