
never pet a rabid raccoon!!

never pet a rabid raccoon!!

When one middle finger isn’t enough
you hit a vital gore organ!

Inviting a third through a dating website

Thing! What have they done to you!

Bout to get this fucker

@televandalist as soon as he gets his new tv home

who’s the wiseacre that handed me a gummy tape
aesthetic of the day is going up to a celebrity in person and screaming their most notorious catchphrase/line in their face and then smiling and waiting for the appreciation to roll in

Paz taking over all the roles