donnerpartyofone:

atarnishedcompass:

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

I wish I had some kind of medical meter where I prick my finger or something and it shows other people that this is real.

also:

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: Please allow for the three day charging period when making an inquiry