the tv news:
KIDS ARE ALWAYS ON THEIR CELL PHONES!!!! GOD!!!! WHY DONT KIDS GO OUT SIDE AND PLAY OR SOMETHING!!!!
i got into an elevator a little while ago with two other women in their 20s-30s, and a middle aged man, and naturally us ladies were looking at our phones because we’re all strangers and we’re exhausted from our work day and we’re just killing time for like 90 seconds, and the guy leans toward us and goes “HHMMMMmmmmm, where would we be without our cell phones, hhhmmmMMMMMMM?” in the most condescending tone imaginable, and i really wanted to say, “do you think we’d be making friends with YOUR rude ass instead, and plus you might have noticed we’re in a fucking elevator, nobody is going to be reading fucking Moby Dick or whatever in a FUCKING ELEVATOR.”
you shoulda harvested that motherfucker
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